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 Vega accidentally created BitRot while researching a cure for cancer. He learned everything he knows from the cinematic works of Carrot Top. Vega would update more often, but his terminal case of ADD prevents him from doing so. He can definitely defeat you at Street Fighter. |
 MG writes the What Is Wrong With You series, and also authors the occasional article and review. He does not want to be confused with "McG", the retarded director of Charlie's Angels. |
 Kinch, also known as 'the roommate', is the inspiration and subject manner of various articles. His porn collection is fast becoming legendary. He promised to contribute something, but has predictably proved too lazy to do so. |
 Pete the Friendly Cockatiel is the site mascot, and occasionally chimes in with helpful advice. He also has a very nice singing voice. |