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Here's a handful of Kaillera chatroom logs sent in by various people.
Sent in by: Slummer
This is a sadly typical case of someone not getting the message. Nullboy had a terrible ping and didn't know how to play the game he joined, so he was kicked after a couple games. "Recognizing the obvious" is another skill he lacks.
* NuLLb0y joined the game's partyline!
<NuLLb0y> go
<NuLLb0y> hold on
<NuLLb0y> k
Player 1 (slummer) dropped from the current game.
* Player 2 (NuLLb0y) dropped from the current game.
<KICK>
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<KICK>
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<NuLLb0y> umm
<slummer> suprise kick!
<KICK>
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<NuLLb0y> lets gol
<slummer> kick x4!
<KICK>
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<slummer> extreme prejudice kick!
<KICK>
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<NuLLb0y> umm.......
<slummer> im getting tired of kicking you.....
<KICK>
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<slummer> stop joining
<KICK>
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<NuLLb0y> why
<slummer> because
<KICK>
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<NuLLb0y> umm
<slummer> The mysteries of the world are neverending. Kick.
<KICK>
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<NuLLb0y> hi
<slummer> bye
<KICK>
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<NuLLb0y> dude
<slummer> you're not catching on very quickly
<NuLLb0y> just pllay me
<slummer> it's not going to happen
<NuLLb0y> fine
<KICK>
* NuLLb0y left the game's partyline.
Hollowman, who missed a ride on the clue train somewhere, joined my Street Fighter game, and then started talking about how much he hates Street Fighter. I didn't want to hear it, so I launched him right out of the room.
<hollowman> i was the only one that's playing with you
<hollowman> yet you called me a moron...
<Aspartan> You joined the game, then complained about it. Why join in the first place?
<hollowman> this is the only game open
<hollowman> it's better than nothing, so i'd play
<Aspartan> Furthermore, I was calling you a moron due to your repetitve yet ineffective techniques.
<hollowman> i have no problem play some more with you
<hollowman> but you had to call me a moron... oh well
<Aspartan> Consider me duly chastised, in that case.
<Aspartan> I shall hold anon for a worthy adversary
<hollowman> well i had no idea how to play old games
<hollowman> since this is the only game you play.... ofcourse u'd win
<hollowman> guess i'll just call you a moron when you lose to me in another game...
<Aspartan> 'Tis a justified response, your logic is flawless.
<hollowman> in that case, i bet you're a moron in the newer games
<Aspartan> I have no doubt that you are correct.
<hollowman> ya, i guess i'm not good enough for you
<hollowman> so i guess you can wait another hour for a good player
(30 seconds later, someone joins the partyline and plays)
* hollowman left the partyline (i'm invincible).
While waiting for a game to start, Slummer amused himself by taunting a ROM beggar.
<KaBooM> where do u guys get ur ROMS
<slummer> The best place is Secret ROM HQ.
<KaBooM> whats the site?
<slummer> It's a secret.
<KaBooM> comeon i need roms i will keep it a secret
<slummer> I don't know.... it's extra secretive.
<KaBooM> lol but really do u know any other sites
<slummer> There's always the Secret ROM Depot, too.
<slummer> Unfortunately, it's even more secret than the HQ.
<KaBooM> tell me
<slummer> Nah, just go to Top Secret ROM Dump instead.
<KaBooM> i need tyhat then
<slummer> What's the password?
<KaBooM> i don tkno
<KaBooM> please?
<slummer> Maybe, if you can pass the test....
<KaBooM> give me the test
<KaBooM> lol
<slummer> Exit from this partyline, and bring me back......
<slummer> .... A SHRUBBERY!!!
<KaBooM> ?
<KaBooM> just leave and come back
<slummer> With the shrubbery.
<KaBooM> im posible
<KaBooM> ill try
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* kfir564654 joined the partyline!
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<kfir564654> hey doobie
<Doobie> hey
<kfir564654> how u doing
<Doobie> good
<Doobie> who are you
<Doobie> lol
<kfir564654> me
<Doobie> j2?
<Doobie> uhhh
<Doobie> no...
<kfir564654> no
<kfir564654> where r u from?
<Doobie> lol
<Doobie> so what you're saying is you don't know me
<kfir564654> no i dont
<Doobie> ok lol
<kfir564654> im from israel
<Doobie> cool
<kfir564654> thanx
<Doobie> one of my friends moved there and joined your army
<kfir564654> really?
<Doobie> that's what i'm told
<Doobie> heh
<kfir564654> i was a sniper in the army
<Doobie> if you ever meet a troop named levi lowenstein tell him will has found him
<Doobie> haha
<kfir564654> ok
<Doobie> cool
<Doobie> levi was a great dude
<kfir564654> im sure
<Doobie> if he gets shot up i'll personally find the bastard who did it
<kfir564654> dont worry we killing them like ants
<Doobie> haha
<Doobie> can you look up soilder records?
<kfir564654> i was realesed from the army
<kyoujin> How many confirmed kills?
<kfir564654> sorry
<kfir564654> i killed 4 arabs
<Doobie> he popped their heads with a scope
<kfir564654> they planed to put a bomb in school
(slight pause)
<kfir564654> say u got final fight
<Doobie> nope
I just absolutely love that last part. "Yeah, I shot and killed four human beings. ....you got Final Fight?" Priceless.
Hestor sent in this winner. He says he won about 3/4 of the Street Fighter games he played with "Full Set of Roms", whom afterwards started badmouthing him in the channel. This log is a classic, showing a level of retardedness that I can only call "stunning".
<full set of roms> what a fag
<full set of roms> was bison made for kids to learn since he's so easy to play?
<Setzer1025> bison was made so you can psycho crusher all day long
<Setzer1025> and head stomp
<full set of roms> ya
<§tarscream> Ryu/Ken/akuma were made for kids.
<full set of roms> lol
<full set of roms> Bison = 2 moves for kids to play
<full set of roms> lol
<full set of roms> sort of like the kiddy land at the amusement park
<full set of roms> anyone can play bison
<hestor> Can anyone also play Vega, Guile, and Balrog, and still kick your ass?
<full set of roms> hahaha!
<full set of roms> lol
<full set of roms> can anyone play ryu, zang, sagat, ken and dhalsim and still kick yours?
<full set of roms> lol
<hestor> Full set, you lost about 70% of time with those.
<full set of roms> hestor if you are counting the times i playing ryu over and over then your an idiot
<hestor> Why wouldn't I count your constant losses?
<full set of roms> becuse you can't count to 2?
<hestor> I guess your math skills are as bad as your Ryu playing.
<full set of roms> i chose to play ryu for fun, i could have easily switched to zang and beat your sorry bison like i did the first time
<full set of roms> bison is a joke
<hestor> Then I would have humiliated you with Guile, like the first time
<full set of roms> i noticed you only play the characters with the back forward moves!! lol
<full set of roms> as soon as you played ryu you got owned
<hestor> Yes, I'm guilty of using charge characters. I'm so sorry.
<full set of roms> you should be
<full set of roms> shows your lack of skill
<hestor> Yes, you've pegged it correctly: All charge characters suck. It's the official law now.
<full set of roms> bison is a complete joke with anyone besides ryu. thats the only reason i kept choosing him. didn't you notice that moron?
<full set of roms> If you can only play with one type of char then yes, you do suck. lol
<hestor> That argument is so infantile, I'm getting a headache
<full set of roms> As you could see, I am well rounded. play everyone and still own you.
<hestor> Except that you didn't "own me". You kept losing.
<full set of roms> ummm
<full set of roms> you are a true moron aren't you?
<full set of roms> you ONLY beat me when I played ryu dork
<hestor> 22 total matches. I won 15.
<hestor> I'm stunned by the fact that you're only counting the losses that you want to. Ryu losses don't count. I guess your Sagat losses don't count either.
<hestor> If you negate your Zangief losses, you played totally perfect!!!!!! LOL!!
<full set of roms> lol he couldn't touch me with zang, sagat, or dhalsim
<full set of roms> i just played him over and over with ryu because he sux against bison, but he didn't catch on to that.
<hestor> What was I supposed to do: Say "Hey stop being Ryu!!" I assumed you were thick-headed. And I was right.
<hestor> You lost enough times with Dhalsim vs Guile too - but I bet those didn't count either.
<full set of roms> lol this is a sad day when I'm humoring myself with a 12 year old. lol
<full set of roms> haha hestor is so dumb
<full set of roms> what a sad sight
<hestor> Maybe I should have let you set win more often so you would stop whining.
<full set of roms> you should be ashamed to inhale oxygen.
<hestor> Next time, I'm only picking Ryu so none of the matches count if I lose.
<full set of roms> hestor you just don't get it. i give up guys!!!
<full set of roms> this guy is about as bright as an african's anus
(at this point, one of full set of roms' friends quit and rejoined with the name hestor, and proceeded to show off his maturity and wit.)
* hestor joined the partyline!
<hestor> HEY GUYS!
<hestor> I LIKE TO TOUCH LITTLE KIDS!
<full set of roms> hahaha
<hestor> You lost to me, because I have the amazing ability to "touch myself"
<full set of roms> hestor likes to touch children. now i've heard it all tonight!!
<full set of roms> haha
So Full Set of Roms lays down the opinion that 'all charge characters suck', and that if you lose with Ryu, it doesn't count for some unknown reason. The really creepy part about it is the fact that he seems to honestly believe all that.
If you're not a Street Fighter scholar, let me assure you that Mr. Set of Roms isn't joining Mensa anytime soon - in fact, I could safely say that Forrest Gump could soundly defeat him in a game of 'Jeopardy'. To put it bluntly, he's a clod. And guess what, he's part of the X Team. Big suprise.
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