People you do not want to meet.

One of the most popular website trends these days is Internet Dating, whose banners can be found everywhere. Finding a mate online is generally a losing proposition. For obvious reasons, you aren't going to find any Grade-A prospects this way - the really attractive people are already spoken for, and don't need to hang out in a dingy chat room.

But don't take my word for it. Here's a collection of some of the misfits you're likely to meet. These ads were captured from popular sites such as Fark, The Onion, and Rotten Tomatoes, all of whom feature a 'Schlepp of the Day' advertisement, enticing you to spend your money finding the psychopath of your dreams. Don't waste your cash. You can browse our losers for free:

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