People you do not want to meet.
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Photoshop Filter of choice: Reticulation |
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What does "into life" actually mean, anyways? |
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She'd curse me if I did. Photoshop Filter of choice: Color Shift, -20 |
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She's also got the classic cock-eyed stare that suggests a knife in the back if you ever cheat on her, or even consider cheating. Magnified for your approval:
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Great, that means she's going to try to psychoanalyze you to death. Beware.
You could meet her at an extravagant restaurant, and have a wonderful conversation about your interests, but the only thing going through your mind would be "Mole, Mole, Mole, look at that Mole"
Duh. I thought every girl was into life, videogames, and painfully obnoxious-looking earrings. 
That means she's a Wiccan, which is a whole 'nother bag of worms. Still though, I wouldn't wouldn't throw her out of bed.... 
I really hope that her evil zombie eyes and pallid skin are caused by a cheap camera, otherwise you'll be dating the chick from The Ring.
Chubby McGoth is certainly familiar with dishwashers, going through an inordinate amount of cookware every night.
Makes his own furniture AND leads a South American revolution? Che Guevarra is a one-of-a-kind catch.
I'm just guessing by her terse questionaire response, but I know she says it like it was all one word: "Supanintenda".