UT2K4: Diary of the UltraNewb
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Enough of that, here's a new plane to replace the one I crashed! E. E. E. What's going on?! This is stupid!

Ha! Serves you right, stupid plane! Ow, that explosion I was standing next to really hurt. I need to heal up. Better look around.

What the hell is that thing?

I know! I'll shoot it, over and over again!

It's not working! What is this mysterious object that cannot be killed? I'll try shooting it with this other gun for a while, maybe that will work.

Well, I couldn't kill the invincible monster, so I might as well do some mountain climbing.

Whoa, it looks like a pitched melee over at my base. So that's where all the red team went. I'll walk in the opposite direction and see what happens.

What's this now? It looks like an empty truck with my team colors on it....

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investigate the truck on page 3