In our last article, Ten Things I Hate About U(nreal), we discussed the do's and don'ts (mostly don'ts) of creating good VCTF maps.
Some mappers have listened and pumped out some high quality efforts. Some have not, and continue to churn out lame, unoriginal works. There are those, whoever, who reach far beyond the call of duty to produce astonishingly craptacular shit-fests, so horrible that they defy all conventional logic.
It is to those mappers that I dedicate this article and reward their allegedly hard work.
This year's winner receives the coveted Crappy Mappy trophy, seen here:

Since none of these maps is deserving of me drawing up a custom trophy graphic, you'll have to settle for the first image found under a Google Image Search : the Expert Yard Manager award. Ironically, it's somewhat appropriate.