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The 2005 "Top 3" Crappiest VCTF Maps of the Year!

Dishonorable Mention:
FacingAss

Mapper: Dave

Description: none


Although not a recent map, FacingAss deserves the Dishonorable Mention for Special Achievements in Punishingly Bad Gameplay.

FacingAss is one big room, with a bunch of vehicles and NO WEAPONS OR ARMOR or anything else for that matter. Grab one of the 3 available vehicles, or fire away impotently at your opponent with your impotent Assault Rifle.

The tank appears facing the enemy base, so spawn-killing constantly the best, and in fact only tactic in this map.

Be prepared for this sight, you'll be blown away all the time, and there's nothing you can do about it. Some people call this 'fun'. These people should be hanged at dawn.


Amazingly enough, some mentally-challenged individuals defend this map, calling it balanced. "Having the tank at the start is bad", they say, "but both teams have the same advantages and disadvantages, so it's fair."  What these immutable cretins do not understand is that EVERY map has the same thing on both sides. 'Balanced and fair' does not equal 'Good'. This map is total garbage, and if you enjoy it, I have pity on your damned soul.

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