Time to choke a biatch! Namely Squall-Leonhart of NGEMU and VBA-M!

[Cronos]

Before you go saying shit like this... You better check yourself!

Emuchrist is full of pussies that failed at running an emulation community. Laugh and point fella's, laugh and point.

Post @ NGEMU

Laugh and point? Okay dipshit! 

I guess Squall Leonhart wants to make a name for himself by going up against EmuChrist. Namely that means you get me bitch! Now I know you're obviously young and not very bright (FAIL TO PROTECT PERSONAL PIC & BREASTFEEDING FETISH SEE BELOW), but some years ago I had a rep for not being the fucker to cross swords with unless you had a hide thicker than a Sherman tank! Something I know you don't have is a thick skin, considering ya ran like a biatch from the EmuLMAO forums after you got called out being GHEYER than Stephen Geoffreys.... BTW luved the post by your fictional female admirer calling you a hawtie over there! LOL! In fact you've made a rep for yourself bitching out on forums when ya don't get enough attention like on your MySpace page... I guess NGEmu is good enough for ya now again since your lone soldier social networking failed?

Ya know what... I call FAKE POSER BITCH!

But the proof is in the pudding so they say!

Here's the proof that this pimple faced fire crotch I'm about to reveal to you all (Apologies in advance), is indeed the same lamer calling himself Squall-Leonhart @ NGEMU and VBA_M, the self professed badass who can't hear you over the sound of himself telling the internets how awsome he is!!!

First up... Squall-Leonhart is an idiot! He made my job of salting the earth beneath him pretty damn easy! At this below link we see his location, his website (VBA-M) and the NGEMU affiliation over on your communities link to the right... And a bunch of ghey Squall Leonhart butt worship. Not only that, this frickin' Einstein gave out his REAL fucking name? Hardy Har! Hallo FUCKTARD!

Squall-Leonhart's XFIRE Page

Otay Danial Horton of Australia (Were your parents illiterate?), let's see what I can get on you now...

Oh your facebook page! A breastfeeding fetish I see under your groups? I noticed posting something about that before on one of the other forums you whore out to. Mummy didn't luv you enough or something? LOL!

Danial's Facebook... Just wait... His actual face is worse than that icon!

Oh but Danial... THE BEST IS YET TO COME! Hello Danial Horton of Australia's MYSPACE page! LOL! Ohhhhh shit! Not locked! What an attention whore! And a big mistake when you're out there on the internets trying so hard to make enemies.

Check out Danial's feckin ugly mug on Mysapce! Hawt? Or Nawt?

You'll be greeted by the sound of his awesomeness...

Danial - the warrior with the soul of a lion. hates myspace, myspace is dead, longlive facebook. Posted at 5:11 PM Aug 19, 2008

You're sooo cool, Brewster!

Oh shit full of good stuff... One look around and you'll see it's the right fecker for sure with all the GHEY ass Squall Leonhart worshiping going on. You check his photos and you'll see several of the exact icons he uses. Oh but the personal pics are the fucking best ain't they? Why would someone post every one of their grade school class photos? Anyhow, I'll be sure to attach one to this post for EmuChrist members only viewing pleasure!

Some additional funny facts about Danial/Squall-Leonhart Internet Badass Mutha Fucka!!!

Single
Here for:   Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:   Straight
Hometown:   CampbellTown
Body type:   5' 4" / Athletic
Ethnicity:   White / Caucasian
Religion:   Other
Zodiac Sign:   Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:   No / Yes
Children:   Someday
Education:   High school
Occupation:   Something???

Dude your 5'4" and talking about pussies? Can we say... Napoleon Complex! Kid, I could pick your ass up and probably throw you like a fucking javelin! Athletic? Oh my! Give me a break! That's like a full on heifer saying she's only got a few extra pounds! See that stack of dimes you call a neck along with those stick figure arms, are not the physical traits of an athlete!

Oh and you're on MySpace for dating... But of course!  And how is that working out for you?

Oh not too good... Only 49 friends! Oh now I understand your issues with needing to be popular. Basically you aren't, but ya REALLY REALLY wanna be. Like really bad and stuff!

Oh but now the coup de grace....

Danial on his MySpace page describes himself on his "about me" with the following (An exact quote BTW)...

first up.. i am considered a nerd, or geek... but im not... :P i don't carry a pocket protector or calculator around in my front shirt pocket.... i dont' even like shirt pockets..

You're not a g33k Danial "Squall Leonhart" Horton? Let's check out a mugshot of little badass Danial! (See attached must be logged in)

Hoooooooo SHIT!!!! LOOK AT THIS FUCKING NERD!

d00d! Pop that big ass fucking zit for feck's sake! And that neck, it looks like a spring holding the head onto a bobblehead figure! Oh I'm sooooo trembling!

Oh shit Danial aren't you glad NOW that you just couldn't lie down and take the last whoopin I laid out on ya? Oh and go ahead and lock everything up Danial... I already took screencaps! *POINTS & LAUGHS HIS FUCKING ASS OFF*

[Cronos]

One more pic of Danial "Squalkl Leonhart Badass" Horton! *SEE ATTACHED*

So athletic!!! *Points & Laughs*

[Brad]

LMAO! This guy is from my hometown!

Brad

[Cronos]

Really? Be sure to laugh and point at his big fat zit if you ever see him. 

[Cronos]

More fun stuff from little Danial's MySpace page...

Heroes:   Squall Leonhart, he practically is me. My Dad - he drove through 2 red lights to get me to hospital when i was mauled!, every second counted as my tear duct was torn. My Mum - coz shes my rock, and coz i inherit certain paranormal abilities from her ^^ 

Your like the Squall Leonhart from the videogame in the flesh and have paranormal abilities? O'Rly!?! 

[mudlord]

Hello.

I would like to correct one thing.

1) the VBA-M domain is NOT his site. One of the ZSNES developers actually owns the server space (a previous hostage was shared with the epsxe project, which the ZSNES devs have connections) , the domain name is from a  completely seperate person. Squall is just a admin.

I would like to ask though why the attacks also from one isolated forum post. Not to question your choices, but to me, it doesn't sound that rational. But then that's a quite ironic comment, especially coming from someone who is pretty much kicked off all major emulation sites for being a apparent "troll".

I think exposing my life would be a lot more lulz worthy for you guys. You could expose

* the warez scene connections I had with 0day and webgroup based warez
* my mental instability
* Make fun of my time in a mental institution which correlated to the times when I was banned from heaps of emulation forums all at once.
* The fact I have Assburgers and somehow insult that to hell and back.
* The fact I am such a dickhead who won't stop coding weird shit and start coding real emulators so people can pirate games.

Greetz.

[Mojo]

[Cronos]

the VBA-M domain is NOT his site. One of the ZSNES developers actually owns the server space (a previous hostage was shared with the epsxe project, which the ZSNES devs have connections) , the domain name is from a  completely seperate person. Squall is just a admin.

Noted... VBA-M is listed on his XFIRE account as being "My Website" I'm merely stating at what to look at in order to spot it easier and to make the needed associations.  

I would like to ask though why the attacks also from one isolated forum post. Not to question your choices, but to me, it doesn't sound that rational.

What's not rational for you? The fact that I actually responded to a troll in kind? Let's present some history to this situation shall we? I didn't start this. Your friend the twat there trolled a hosted site's forums here (EmuLMAO), which you well know of since I saw you posting there as well... And then WELL after that incident which took place, he is still talking smack (IE the linked to post above). I simply smacked him back! Fair game wouldn't you say? Or is your buddy like frickin' 2 1337 for a dose of his own trash talking!?!

But then that's a quite ironic comment, especially coming from someone who is pretty much kicked off all major emulation sites for being a apparent "troll".

If you guys know so much about my rep, then what was your friend's purpose in provoking me? LOL! Sorry to disappoint, but rumors of my banning across the internets have been greatly exaggerated! And my reputation as a troll could be argued. Show me one fight, just one, that I was in at another forum without having been provoked FIRST! Find one of those and then we'll talk about who is the troll.

I'm sure there are some site-ops which would have loved to lay the ban-hammer down on me and some did! Back in the day for every site that hated us there was another that loved us. But the only place I ever posted at even semi-regularly, where I had some ban-hammer probs... Was @ RG when they went to the EmuWorld universal forum system where forum mods from ALL the EmuNWO sites running te board software could regulate. And whenever I got banned, I was promptly reinstated by Prophet or one of the other decent mods. The only other emulation place I have posted at from time to time over the last half a dozen years would be MAMEworld... And last I checked a month or so ago, I wasn't banned. Hey that's better than some MAMEdev!

The only reason for the lack of my presence across emulation forums is due to my own choosing. I am older, have a career, a family, and a kid as do many of the other members here. We're not in the 16-25 year old bracket anymore like you guys are where we can fuck off all day farting around on the net and Nintendo. We have more important commitments. That's also why this place is a small community now. We just keep it around for the oldtimers who do still cruise by here in various increments because we've all become friends. Back from around 1999-2004, we rather regularly raked in over a million hits a month. Hardly a fail as BadAss Leonfart there likes to point and snicker about. How would he know? He says he's 22 now so he was like what? Fucking twelve years old back then? Maintaining that kind of level of traffic took a lot of work that none of us ever made a dime from nor wanted to. Work that none of us have the time for much anymore. People move on in this scene... Warez Sav for example!?! Ahhhhh that one is probably a bit too old for you as well.

I think exposing my life would be a lot more lulz worthy for you guys. You could expose

Maybe... But you're not the one trolling around the internet about us. Despite my nasty rep that you've obviously heard... I don't go picking fights with just any sheeple. Only the ones that are looking for trouble like your buddy there! Right now, you don't strike me as that sort. That's why you're not getting flambed right now! Your just a friend trying to stick up for your asshole friend who keeps picking fights. I'm usually pretty reasonable to any half ass reasonable humanoid... But I won't put up for long with an obvious asshole like your attention whoreing friend. If you're his friend... You'll be doing him a bigger and better favor by telling him to be smarter about picking his fights in the future.

[knobby01]

You've went and hurt another person's feeling, it's like VHD all over!

[mudlord]

! Fair game wouldn't you say?

In that instance, I must agree.

If you guys know so much about my rep, then what was your friend's purpose in provoking me? LOL! Sorry to disappoint, but rumors of my banning across the internets have been greatly exaggerated! And my reputation as a troll could be argued. Show me one fight, just one, that I was in at another forum without having been provoked FIRST! Find one of those and then we'll talk about who is the troll.

I guess I should have better wrote my words: I was referring to myself in that instance. Sorry to cause this hassle.

And yes, I was in the warez scene. Do a google search for "mudlord cracks" and see what pops up. And I am indeed much older than you think I am. And personally, I don't like Nintendo or Pokeshit, sorry. :)

Maybe... But you're not the one trolling around the internet about us.

Correct, I have made enough enemies as it is in the emulation and warez scenes. I do not need more.

[Cronos]

You've went and hurt another person's feeling, it's like VHD all over!

LMFAO!

And mudlord you seem aiight to me, so no enemy made here. What went down was just giving Danial a slice of good ole' fashioned humble pie. I had nothing against NGEmu. you, anyone else other than him. And unless Danial wants seconds, I'm closing the kitchen. 

[Cronos]

Although the thread was closed (Which I'm fine with), I will make a reply to the wildly popular Danial and all two of his MySpace friends that he managed to drum up to support him over there. Notably only one of them, because it contains some amusing statements.

The Thread

LOL! Oh my! I'm the mastermind of EmuLMAO? Newz to me... Hey I'm all for self-defecating humor... But generally I don't talk about myself in the 3rd person.... Click the link for an example of what I'm talking about. Look for the little rip on me under the 10/23/07 news... One of at least several on me on there. Just because I can handle some humor at my expense unlike you guys... Doesn't mean that I'm the "MASTERMIND" of all things poking fun at emulation either.

EmuLMAO link

I also found it amusing that while Danial was allowed to actually start the flamewar... According to all 2 members of the Danial "I'm Squall Leonhart REALLY" Horton fanclub, I'm the nigra that caused all this outrage (From all 2 sheeple) and deserves to get reported for it... For reviving an old thread of all things. When it comes to reasons for hating me, bar none that IS the LAMEST one I've heard frickin' yet! 

Oh but Danial is still playin' the delusional internet tuff guy... This is like Atila Taekwando all over again! LOL!

Hey Emuchrist ****, plz go die, kthnx. I've knifed *****'s scarier then you.

something tells me he hasn't learned that its not size that makes someone dangerous, its their speed and skill.

Sure you have kid! Sure ya have! A real Natural Born Killer you are! Did you learn how to fight or something after that dog whooped yer 5'4 90lb arse?

He also thinks he knows how to spell my nick, while hypocritically speaking of me being ignorant...

Someone should tell him its spelt Khronos as well. Makes me sad to see him mispel the name of a Greek warrior.

That is sooo cute! Someone telling me how to spell something when they just used the words "spelt" instead of spelled, and then even misspelled misspell... BTW "spelt" is a type of wheat , Daniel. 

Danial, if your education level wasn't solely derived from video games then you would know this was actually a greek god at least, not a warrior... In fact the god is often depicted as an old man. If you actually studied Greek and Roman mythology to any credible degree, then you would also know that the Greek derivative is spelled Chronus or Chronos. When the Romans adapted it became translated as Kronos. Khronos and Cronos would be transliterations (Look it up) of these names. 

And of course, in typical bitter nerd fashion... I'm the high-school drop out jock!

That i bow down to the ignorance that is his.
This clown never graduated high school, and yet he still acts no better then a high school jock......

Again... I wasn't the one being the bully. And I think we can all tell who here is the real high-school drop out. Especially in light of Danial's highly demonstrative writing clinic and vast knowledge of Khronos the greek warrior! LMAO!

Danial your drawing power sucks, your not Squall Leonhart or a ninja, and you're obviously not well educated. Which leads me to wonder whom you were really thinking about when it comes to high school drop outs. Get over yourself and get a job before you mouth of to the wrong person in real life and get mauled again. Then again, you'd have to leave the house for that!

So like get a job!
 

[Brad]

Really? Be sure to laugh and point at his big fat zit if you ever see him. 

You misunderstand....I grew up there. All the smart people got the fuck out as soon as they could and I was one of them.

Brad

[EMU-LMAO]

Ah, it makes the heart sing when Daniel makes posts like that. 

In the old days we had more respectful trolls/semi-trollers.  VHD was far superior to today's kids, I miss the VHD days when you could make fun of his internet relationship of fail, and hardly anyone knew what was really going on.

Even that semi-hilarious ex-ZD staffer chika Lillymon that trolls my site from time to time over that one mistake related appearance she had years ago is superior then Squall.  Yes Squall, you are worse then a girl!!!  <------- He secretly hates this comparison :D

At least the older net trolls acted respectful compared to Squall-Leonhart.

[Mojo]

Ah, it makes the heart sing when Daniel makes posts like that. 

In the old days we had more respectful trolls/semi-trollers.  VHD was far superior to today's kids, I miss the VHD days when you could make fun of his internet relationship of fail, and hardly anyone knew what was really going on.

Even that semi-hilarious ex-ZD staffer chika Lillymon that trolls my site from time to time over that one mistake related appearance she had years ago is superior then Squall.  Yes Squall, you are worse then a girl!!!  <------- He secretly hates this comparison :D

At least the older net trolls acted respectful compared to Squall-Leonhart.

Was wondering how long it would take for you to chime in you ...you...lurker =P

[Cronos]

I have to admit it gives me some warm and fuzzies knowing that my past antics have evolved into the proverbial emulation boogeyman! A figure designed to frighten a whole new legion of emulation geeks... Granted, ones that profess to not wearing shirts with pockets in order to establish their hardcore rep! Is like R. Belmont telling this story around the after party campfires at furry conventions or something?

Brad: So that place is kind of like what the "deep south" or the Appalachians are known for here in the US then eh?

EmuLMAO: Too true, sir! Too true! This is why I retired in the first place. A lack of good competition. I wouldn't exactly call Squall Leonhart competition... More like the bum out on the street corner that you talk into being your sparring dummy for a pint of cheap whiskey.

But I'd watch out Jack... Haven't you heard? Danial's a mutha fuckin' ninja 4 realz and shit! He's gonna creep up on you, shank you with a plastic spork, then vanish in a poof of smoke before you even know what hit ya! Word on the street is that this gnarly fucker trained by getting mauled by Toy Poodles and rabid Pomeranians with spiked collars! That's the most hardcore shit I've seen since I really pissed off my wife and got a pillow thrown at my head!

NINJAS R RAD!!!  

[Cronos]

One more photoshop phunny 4 the weekend! (attached)

[mudlord]

And mudlord you seem aiight to me, so no enemy made here. What went down was just giving Danial a slice of good ole' fashioned humble pie. I had nothing against NGEmu. you, anyone else other than him. And unless Danial wants seconds, I'm closing the kitchen.

Coolness 
Didn't want to cause a stir, thats all.

And emu-lmao, honestly admire your work. Its nice to see you and I are on the same page in regards to some shit in the scene..:)

[EMU-LMAO]

I never had an issue with you mudlord, not even on my forum.  No problem with you making your posts on their, shame if you use the same computer as your buddy though.

I simply never have understood why your friend would essentially cross the line by acting like an immature spammer on my forum.  And he is proud of this why?  When the emulation community was actually at a boom nearly a decade ago nobody would even act so immature.  Think about that.  This only disappints me with this hotshot new generation of know-it-alls.

I have my issues with places like ZD sure (actually more or less basically just ZD), but I was never going to act like a douche and get myself a pointless time wasting bot to annoy people in the short-term.  It is like the kid never has figured out that their are always other ways of doing things.  Without acting in a malicious manner and possibly facing valid legal issues with the law of one's society.

Now what is truly left-field funny is that that EMU-LMAO LMAO forum site was apparently conceived in like 2003, exact same name.  According to my e-mails from the time.  Who knew, that simple forum site was like six years in R&D :-P

Why don't they ever mention these things in the emulation community texts?  Backstory is important IMO.


Regards,
EMU-LMAO

[knobby01]

  When the emulation community was actually at a boom nearly a decade ago nobody would even act so immature. 

Regards,
EMU-LMAO

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